Dear people
1. Dear entitlement-oriented person : You are not that special. I don't care. You are not entitled to anything just because you are you. You are a number for the society, just like everyone else. Read the instructions and don't guess. Fill in the paper as the instructions say.
2. Dear person who loves to be sick : I don't care. Be sick all you want but don't make a big deal out of it. You remind of the people my mum used to hang with.. the people born in 1940s who would talk about their blood pressure and ulcers as if it was their kids going to college. Your health odysseus reminds me of those people. I don't care of your Xanax adventures.
3. Dear addict : learn your limits. You know you have absolutely no limits. Please do not involve my life around your incapacity of dealing with yours. I don't care if your addiction is sports, internet, gambling, painkillers, prescription or other drugs, booze or anything else. You have the full responsibility about your life. Not me.
4. Dear religious person : the fact that you go to a church regularly or pray or meditate makes you as religious as going to a garage makes one a mechanic. And take those plastic junk out of your sanctuary, you know your fashionably selected religion does not need any junk. Or any praying for that matter.
5. Dear fashionably sexually oriented person : I will be curious to see what you will be in 5 or 10 years when the reproductional instincts, also called as 'biological clock' by the breeders, of your fellow trendy-bis will kick in. Will you become a breeder-dahd or a baby machine because that will be the fashion then?
6. Dear person without any patience : get a job and keep it for a while. If you don't like the job you have, change it - if you can't, change your attitude. If you can't be happy today, you will never be happy. Life may be shiitake right here and right now, what exactly makes you think when you are on the other side of the planet you will be happy? You will be as happy as you want to be. As happy as you were in the jobs that you didn't want to keep.
7. Dear breeder : don't bring your bratlings to work. I try to work. So do most of the people at any workplace.
8. Dear car bleh bleh : if I pay for 40 % of the car ownership, would you explain me again why I have driven the car twice in over a year? Shouldn't that be me using the car at least twice a week to get to work and back?
9. Dear stupid country : I am tired of the leeching on all levels. I'm tired of having the rent raised by 10 % just because you can raise it by 10 %. I'm tired of getting a stupid paper version of driver's license just because paper copies are still fashionable in this country. I'm tired of paying 60 euros to see a doctor every time I need one, and to see a doctor just because I am sick ... causing me to strike not surprisingly to work until you drop mood.
10. Dear paperwork things : you make me think that the worldwide visas, policies and applications for visas and work permits exist for the sole purpose of pissing people off. And to make suffer. I wish you making these policies will have to go thru them too. Live as two adults on one income for at least half a year just because the bureaucracy dictates so, in a country where the salary and the living expenses aren't hand in hand. Share your room with the spouse, and the house with a bunch of people, animals and uncalled for animals just because you can't afford a house or anything else meanwhile...
11. Dear super professional blogger, cook, photographer etc : just because you brag constantly in your blog about how great you are does not really make you any difference. Get your photo or blog skills in use by working for a newspaper, or try to work as a cook etc.
12. Dear parents : ... now the fact that you live where you chose to live is my fault?
13. Dear good planner : the next time you say you do something, DO IT. And when you say you do it. If you say doing something takes an hour and you spend three, it's worse than estimating it once properly to take three hours. If you say you will do xyz in zyx time, do it. Or it will count as one more lie, one more promise you made to yourself or someone else and didn't keep. If you don't know how fast you'll be able to do it, it is one thing, guessing the estimate to make your plan look good is another.
14. Dear pathological liar : Sometimes I wonder if you believe in your stories even yourself.
15. Dear whiner : keep on whining about your sucky life, your past bad this and that experience. Go on. I think I have had more than enough of people with way too much bad energy around me. Sometimes enough is enough.