| satori ( @ 2006-09-30 17:55:00 |
| Entry tags: | life, rants |
The top 12 of the bovine excrement in life of this week
Things that pissed me off this week :
1. The Finnish people. As if that was anything new, but still. It reached a new level let's say. And let me define this: there may be single individuals that do like to work, but that is not the norm. The suburban legend Finnish people are workaholics, if from the end of the WWII, when the Finnish people were the Polish - who emigrated to Sweden, USA, you name it, and did not speak any or at least any comprehensible English. They had to work back then. They were less lazy back then - or I can imagine them volunteering for working overtime, and for getting actually some responsibilities at work.
This annoyance with them for sure got worse this week.
How likely do you think they take it at work that you are sick when you were seen the last time 7 hours prior in a pub with two pints in your hands? Dream on anime hairs, whiners who go to Finland to get an abortion on your sick leave, who get a tennis elbow from using a mouse (anyone mind to explain me how this medical miracle occurred?), the painkiller addicts, habitual drunks who at their best take a normal day off on a Friday...).
It would not have been bad by itself, but with the added factors of having one other person sick, and one who knows where in holidays made it sort of a hell for the others.
Not liking the French seems to be more allowed than this dislike. Then again, there are probably way more people who work with the French than with the Finns.
2. The trees. They cut the trees behind our back yard. This has unfortunately had the effect of turning me to a a NIMFBY monster (not in my f-ing back yard). I definitely dislike seeing other detached houses instead of those huge trees there. Also, the trees nicely hid the cemetery. Now instead the grave stones are visible from kitchen door, and a huge bloody virgin mary statue. I don't care for the religious parts but that REALLY annoys me.
Having cut down the trees also annoys me since now the yard monkeys scream louder, and they have an urge to climb over our fence. Maybe it makes their screaming instincts louder, since last night they were screaming on top of their lungs all evening, so had to sleep the window closed for that.
Also the cats are gone, and in this neighborhood I can't be sure they are safe and enjoying their life indoors somewhere.
And it makes me suburbia-phobic. I hate the suburbia, any suburbia, and seeing the bloody virgin mary statue and lots of new houses does not make it any better. If only this was an old neighborhood ...
3. The yard apes. Not only for the reason mentioned above, but also as all of them seemed to have an urge to scream more than a monkey would ever have balls to do when we were downtown. I don't hate people of certain age, it's just any age people screaming - especially babies, toddlers, kids, teenagers, late teenagers, adults, and old people that scream.
4. The weather. Enough of this bovine excrement also what comes to the weather. To be mentally ok, I should live in a tropical island.
5. Relatives. Mum calling to ask "when do you guys think of coming to live in ....?" Ahem, over my dead body. Other relatives - let them bloody live, and let me live my life. I do NOT care.
6. Someone gave me really a creepy feel this week. Something of a really low, bad kind of energy. My sub-ego made me want to run away, stay as far as possible of that person.
7. My MacBook, and the previous shutdown cause -72. I need to work on it, dangit.
8. The gross incompetency and laziness of some people.
9. The ice cream cars. I don't want to hear them when it's cold and raining outside.
10. The room. Way too much junk around. I need less things to have a balance.
11. The suburbia. Suburbia is the place of evil SUV driving breeders.
12. Everything when it's an overdose. Especially work.
And now that I have added all these annoyances in a list of top 12 in some order, I feel way more kawasaki-ish and professional about my rants. Wo-hoo.